Mr. Moe:
Wishing you all the best in whatever direction life takes you. I've really enjoyed your posts.
Above everything else, I wish you peace.
El K
El Kabong
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another one of those... goodbyes
by MrMoe inno instant messenger, no emails, nothing.
well... it is complicated.
the entire time i was married i went to a friends house one time.
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All-time Worst Movie Sequels
by teejay ine-online recently compiled
no question about it ... there have been some stinkers.
here's e-online's list.
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El Kabong
It's not even out yet, but Legally Blonde 2 looks like it could be even worse than the first one. And the first one was pretty bad.
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What kind of sex are you having?
by hippikon infive kinds of sex .
1) the first is smurf sex.
this happens during the honeymoon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
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Sex?????
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When your nose turns a very DEEP shade of brown.
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back for a bit
by VeniceIT inhey gang,.
just wanted to say 'hi' to everyone.
i've been busy and not had access to the internet for a loooong while, and just got a land line today yay, not sure how long i'll have access to this.
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El Kabong
Glad to see you posting again, Ven.
You've been missed.
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The ten best ways to disrupt a District Assembly:
by czarofmischief in1. have an apostate food truck outside with free burritos and shasta cola.. 2. wear a smurf costume and run across the stage.. 3. bikini car wash across the street.. 4. have an old-school breakdancing session on the corner, cardboard and all.
bonus if you do it on a mat made of watchtowers and primary colored book covers.. 5. have a garage sale or flea market in the neighborhood during the afternoon session.. 6. sit in the audience and applaud everything that anybody says - try to get a standing ovation for each sentence of the closing prayer.. 7. put a recording of rap, heavy metal, or other forbidden music on instead of the kingdom melodies.. 8. get fifty of your friends to walk around in the stadium during the session, holding signs that say, "louder please!
" and "take your shirt off!
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Start "The Wave"
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The ten best ways to disrupt a District Assembly:
by czarofmischief in1. have an apostate food truck outside with free burritos and shasta cola.. 2. wear a smurf costume and run across the stage.. 3. bikini car wash across the street.. 4. have an old-school breakdancing session on the corner, cardboard and all.
bonus if you do it on a mat made of watchtowers and primary colored book covers.. 5. have a garage sale or flea market in the neighborhood during the afternoon session.. 6. sit in the audience and applaud everything that anybody says - try to get a standing ovation for each sentence of the closing prayer.. 7. put a recording of rap, heavy metal, or other forbidden music on instead of the kingdom melodies.. 8. get fifty of your friends to walk around in the stadium during the session, holding signs that say, "louder please!
" and "take your shirt off!
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Walk around Holding up a John 3:16 sign
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District Convention Part 2/6. Friday afternoon
by Winston Smith :>D inthings that the wts could never get away with putting in print but have free reign to say verbally
heres my summary of the dc after recently having the veil lifted from my eyes re the wts
look for the alcohol talk.
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Wow. Rutherford wrote most of his books while he was drunk. (which was most of the time anyway). But, he was a drunkard and according to their teachings, he's ruling up in heaven with Jehovah as one of the remnant. So, Drunkards CAN inherit the kingdom of God.
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On Your Tombstone, What Would You Like To Have Written?
by minimus inhow do you want to be remembered?
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Wasn't that a commercial for pizza toppings?
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Another New Rule-----You Can't Record Prayers at the District Convention
by minimus inmy mother told me that she got a video from a sister that already went to the convention.
the entire program was recorded except for the prayers.
the sister said the society says we have to shut off the recording if the prayer is being given.
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Re: Another New Rule-----You Can't Record Prayers at the District Convention
That's because the prayers are so long it uses up all the tape.
I can't tell you how many times I've heard a tape recorder click off in the middle of a prayer.
"Jehovah our Heavenly Father..............And please be with our Brothers in Malaw(CLICK)